Mon, Sep 12 2011, 11:34 AM
Don't
forget that we're one week away from "Talk Like a Pirate Day." Of
course, to err is human; to arr is pirate.
The next
time you're thinking...
Fri, Sep 9 2011, 10:05 AM
[ I am away from the
computer on a daily basis, and will not be returning e-mails until September
10th. In my place are daily commentaries from a se...
Thu, Sep 8 2011, 9:56 AM
Today's contribution comes from...
Don Brown Co-President Secondary Interactive dbrown(at)secondaryinteractive.com www.secondaryinteractive.com
...
Wed, Sep 7 2011, 11:27 AM
[I am away from the computer on a daily
basis, and I cannot respond to e-mails until September 11th. In my place are
daily commentaries from a serie...
Fri, Sep 2 2011, 12:06 PM
[I am away from the computer on a daily basis, and I cannot respond to e-mails until September 11th. In my place are daily commentaries from a series ...
Fri, Sep 2 2011, 12:06 PM
[I am away from the computer on a daily
basis, and I cannot respond to e-mails until September 11th. In my place are
daily commentaries from a serie...
Wed, Aug 31 2011, 9:12 AM
Mortgage
banking and real estate are typically not physically hazardous professions. In
case you're ever tempted to throw down your pen & pencil and...
Tue, Aug 30 2011, 10:44 AM
Realtors
and mortgage professionals know that divorce
can often lead to the formation of a new household. According to the Census
Bureau, the nat...
Mon, Aug 29 2011, 10:32 AM
An IT
person is someone who understands this joke: "The definition of 'Installation
routine': A process employed by many applications to overwrite a...
Fri, Aug 26 2011, 10:50 AM
Don't you
always wonder how much the guys standing at the stoplights take home, tax-free?
It is a little farcical, but: HowMuchTaxFree?
A doc...
Thu, Aug 25 2011, 10:56 AM
Warren
Buffett's Berkshire Hathaway, who owns about 10% of Wells Fargo, announced that
it is investing $5 billion in Bank of America. $100,000 per s...
Wed, Aug 24 2011, 10:09 AM
Fannie,
Freddie, and the US Government aren't the only entities struggling with debt. The
U.S. Post Office is expected to hit its $15 billion borro...
Tue, Aug 23 2011, 10:39 AM
Who is
Deven Sharma? He is the latest person to quit his job. Ordinarily this wouldn't
be a big deal, but he was the president of Standard & Poor...
Mon, Aug 22 2011, 10:20 AM
No wonder
companies are hiring. The Mortgage Bankers Association raised its forecast
for loan production this year to $1.1 trillion in residential ...
Fri, Aug 19 2011, 10:18 AM
Every
month we hear about existing home sales , with the usual quote from
someone at the NAR. (This time around, Lawrence Yun, NAR chief economist,...
Thu, Aug 18 2011, 9:32 AM
Does it
seem more crowded around here than ten years ago? Maybe not in Detroit, or in Kansas, but around the world, the
population is expected to h...
Wed, Aug 17 2011, 9:04 AM
We're in
the middle of baseball season, and here's a non-mortgage video that has people
saying, "No way": BatterUp!
Small banks can still origi...
Tue, Aug 16 2011, 10:52 AM
The
winner of the "pot calling the kettle black" award for this week goes
to U.S. Rep. Tom Graves, who was calling for fiscal responsibility in
Was...
Mon, Aug 15 2011, 10:33 AM
A man
walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only underwear made of Saran Wrap.
The psychiatrist says, 'Well, I can clearly see your nuts." Anyo...
Fri, Aug 12 2011, 10:13 AM
(Sorry the
commentary is a little late today. It took me a long time to wade through all
of the investor price-change e-mails from yesterday. So let...
Thu, Aug 11 2011, 11:23 AM
Last
night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The
only trouble was, she was coming home.
The correct perspective ...
Wed, Aug 10 2011, 9:21 AM
This
unrelated-to-mortgage banking short clip of a marriage proposal will take your
mind off the markets: GoodCatch !
Maybe it will take l...
Tue, Aug 9 2011, 9:03 AM
"There's
no time to stop for gas, we're already late." One has to think about the
warped logic that is behind that statement, just as one has to thi...
Mon, Aug 8 2011, 10:06 AM
What do
Canada, Germany, France and the United Kingdom have in common? Their debt (and
a few other smaller countries) is rated AAA by Standard & Poo...
Fri, Aug 5 2011, 11:55 AM
If you
want a job, should you go to The Great State of Texas? (Unofficial motto:
"So what if it's a little hot?") Maybe: ButItsADryHeat
Think...
Thu, Aug 4 2011, 10:20 AM
RMIC
threw in the proverbial towel Wednesday afternoon. "We wish to inform you that Republic
Mortgage Insurance Company (" RMIC ") will discontinu...
Wed, Aug 3 2011, 10:48 AM
Lots of
folks take vacations during the summer, and many have to ration out their
days-off during the year. How does the amount of vacation you have...
Tue, Aug 2 2011, 10:40 AM
And so
the debt ceiling legislation passes the House of Representatives and heads to
the Senate. So the market's attention turns back to the fact th...
Mon, Aug 1 2011, 10:09 AM
"I
had amnesia once--or maybe twice." One's mental health is nothing to joke
about, and long days can make folks pretty sleepy (just ask any West Co...
Fri, Jul 29 2011, 9:59 AM
"Why do chicken coops have two
doors? Because if they had four doors they'd be sedans."
And thus starts Friday, with very
good rates but a lot o...
Thu, Jul 28 2011, 11:36 AM
Heard on
the NPR radio show "Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me" from Michael Feldman:
"If the US defaults on their debt and our rating is downgraded and the...
Wed, Jul 27 2011, 10:03 AM
A loan
agent sent me a joke yesterday: "What's the difference between the US
government and a subprime borrower? None - they borrow money that they ...
Tue, Jul 26 2011, 10:15 AM
Today
marks the 21st anniversary of the signing of the Americans with Disabilities
Act, which guarantees "equal opportunity for people with disabili...
Mon, Jul 25 2011, 11:48 AM
When
somebody begins a sentence with "It would be nice if..." the right
thing to do is to wait politely for the speaker to finish. No project ever g...
Fri, Jul 22 2011, 11:55 AM
Here's a
Planning & Scheduling Algorithm for any company: "Choose two: Good,
Fast, Cheap."
An
apparent consequence of Dodd Frank, MetLife ...
Thu, Jul 21 2011, 11:44 AM
"If
you make a general statement, a Secondary Marketing Manager says, 'Yes, but ...'
while a loan officer says, 'Yes, and ...'"
Sometimes I w...
Wed, Jul 20 2011, 10:41 AM
"If
I owned Texas and Hell, I would rent out Texas and live in Hell." So spoke
Civil War General Philip Sheridan, who was the military governor of T...
Tue, Jul 19 2011, 9:36 AM
"What does the mummy do when
he goes to the bookstore? He gets all wrapped up in a good book!" But in
three headlines from last night, a paradigm s...
Mon, Jul 18 2011, 9:26 AM
"Texting
is like intellectually roaming free in a cul-de-sac." Feel free to quote
Ralph Nader on that one.
Five-time
Jeopardy winner Rich Cordr...
Fri, Jul 15 2011, 9:04 AM
Everyone
knows why squirrels swim on their backs. (It's Friday, I couldn't figure out
how to tie that joke in with in with any mortgage related news...
Thu, Jul 14 2011, 9:54 AM
"Help a man when he is in trouble and he
will remember you when he is in trouble again."
The Consumer Finance
Protection Bureau is not in trou...
Wed, Jul 13 2011, 9:33 AM
I am smart enough to
realize that I am not smart enough to know, "Why the focus is more on
the debt ceiling than on actually reducing our deficit?"...
Tue, Jul 12 2011, 11:14 AM
Born in the 1800's in California and
Tennessee, my grandparents are long gone - and I never lived with them. But
over the last 20 years, reports the...
Mon, Jul 11 2011, 11:09 AM
Remember when loan
processors were as fast as the workers in clip #2? (The fish are fun to watch
as well.) HowDoesHeDoThat?
As I write this, ...
Fri, Jul 8 2011, 1:19 PM
[This is the last day for quite some time that I am away from the computer on a daily basis. This is the last guest writer spot, and I very much appre...
Thu, Jul 7 2011, 11:04 AM
[I am away from the computer on a daily basis,
and my access to e-mail is sporadic and not timely. In my place are daily
commentaries from a series ...
Tue, Jul 5 2011, 10:28 AM
[I am away from the computer on a daily
basis, and my access to e-mail is sporadic and not timely. In my place are
daily commentaries from a series ...
Mon, Jul 4 2011, 1:43 PM
On this day in 1776,
the Declaration of Independence was approved by the Continental Congress. Who
has time to read a darned commentary on mortgages...
Fri, Jul 1 2011, 12:22 PM
[I am away from the computer on a daily basis,
and my access to e-mail is sporadic and not timely. In my place are daily
commentaries from a series ...
Tue, Jun 28 2011, 2:52 PM
[I am away from the computer on a daily
basis, and my access to e-mail is sporadic and not timely. In my place are
daily commentaries from a series ...
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