One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me. I was maybe 2 1/2 years old and had just recovered from an accident. Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a get-well gift and it was one of my favorite toys.

Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought Daddy a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home..

My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!' My Mom waited, and sure enough, here I come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy and she watches him drink it up.

Then she says, (as only a mother would know... )

'Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet?

Now that was funny.

hmmmmm Rob I hope your copy/pasting the story not having someone calling you a 'she' lol

Here's a funny one that is 100% true.

My best friend has six kids.  She cannot pull over every time one of them has to pee.  Her son had to go and since he has the tool to do so, she gave him a water bottle and told him to pee in it.  He did.

Fast forward to the next time dad was driving the van.  He was thirsty and without looking, he took a drink from a water bottle...yep, the same water bottle his son peed in.

I tried to teach the pee in the bottle trick to my son.  He just peed all over my car.  I don't recommend it.  Just pull over.

lol...needed a laugh today...ty

Jen I have to give you 5 stars for that one.  

Classic!

Jen:

Here's a funny one that is 100% true.

 

My best friend has six kids.  She cannot pull over every time one of them has to pee.  Her son had to go and since he has the tool to do so, she gave him a water bottle and told him to pee in it.  He did.

Fast forward to the next time dad was driving the van.  He was thirsty and without looking, he took a drink from a water bottle...yep, the same water bottle his son peed in.

I tried to teach the pee in the bottle trick to my son.  He just peed all over my car.  I don't recommend it.  Just pull over.

That's why God made trees.

Jen isn't your son a teenager? 

Robert:

Jen isn't your son a teenager? 

How old do you think I am?!!

Thats funny.

but are you saying that youre a 'she'?

jen there's no right answer for that question lol

Robert:

jen there's no right answer for that question lol

Yes there is.

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Ah the good ole pee in the water bottle method. Funny or not so funny story depending on who you are, but I was headed out to Scottsdale a couple years ago and my buddy would not pull over, so I took the water bottle and went to town.

Aaahh, that feeling of relief! Well, unbeknown to me I REALLY had to go, and the bottle was filling up. "Dude you gotta pull over I'm not even close to being done and the bottle is almost full!!" "HAHA, ya ok, don't know what to tell you". "Dude WTF just pull over!"

He wouldn't pull over, so I did what any man would have done and I pinched as hard as I could and rolled the window down to "flush" the toilet lol. His just cleaned his car and now had pee all over it and I'm pretty sure the car behind us got a good spray as well. Woops! He was pissed, I on the other hand was stoked, because I was finally done after filling up the bottle half way the 2nd time and not getting a drop on me!!

Justin that is hilarious.  I needed a good laugh too...I just got a nice email from "Admin."

Justin Alexander:

Ah the good ole pee in the water bottle method. Funny or not so funny story depending on who you are, but I was headed out to Scottsdale a couple years ago and my buddy would not pull over, so I took the water bottle and went to town.

 

Aaahh, that feeling of relief! Well, unbeknown to me I REALLY had to go, and the bottle was filling up. "Dude you gotta pull over I'm not even close to being done and the bottle is almost full!!" "HAHA, ya ok, don't know what to tell you". "Dude WTF just pull over!"

He wouldn't pull over, so I did what any man would have done and I pinched as hard as I could and rolled the window down to "flush" the toilet lol. His just cleaned his car and now had pee all over it and I'm pretty sure the car behind us got a good spray as well. Woops! He was pissed, I on the other hand was stoked, because I was finally done after filling up the bottle half way the 2nd time and not getting a drop on me!!

omg...that is so funny...that just made my night...I can't stop laughing at that one!!!!  5 stars awarded for this one!!!

5 stars for all 3 stories

HA! Glad you all found it as funny as I did. My buddy felt I should be punished for this of course so he waited until the ride back and left me in the Cabazon hills off the 10 for an hour while he went shopping at the outlets. What a jerk!! lol

Justin that just sounds gay sorry   "...he went shopping at the outlets."... huh?

Justin Alexander:

HA! Glad you all found it as funny as I did. My  buddy felt I should be punished for this of course so he waited until the ride back and left me in the Cabazon hills off the 10 for an hour while he went shopping at the outlets. What a jerk!! lol

Bob V-G:

Justin that just sounds gay sorry   "...he went shopping at the outlets."... huh?

LOL, don't know why that sounds gay? Have you been to the Cabazon outlets? You can get all kinds of dress/work attire for about 30-60% off. We both needed to stock up on some dress shirts so he went without me.

justin said 'DRESS' lol