I just got this great job offer.  I thought all the good bank jobs were going bye bye!

Good tidings to you as you read.
Please permit me to write you irrespective of the fact we have not met before.
I got your contact through network online hence I decided to write  you. I would be very interested in offering you a part-time paying job in which you could earn up to $7,000 a month as  extra income.  opening an account would have been my best choice if I was not working on a deadline that must meet a 24 hour turn around time,other options are not on my side due to time, money, and requirements.
This is why I am offering a part time opportunity to someone responsible who can supply prompt assistant and service.
JOB DESCRIPTION:
Work as my payment assistant in charge of collecting and processing the payments from the associates.
1. Receive payment (inform of money orders/checks) from my Clients/Associates.
2. Cash the Payments at your Bank
3. Deduct 10%, which will be your percentage/pay on Payment processed.
4. You will then forward the balance via  Western Union  Money Transfer according to my instruction.
REQUIREMENT:
18 years or older.
Responsible, Reliable and Trustworthy
Available to work a minimum 3-4 hours per week.
Able to check and respond to emails often.
Easy telephone access.
IS THIS LEGAL?   YES
It is very legal,  Doing this job is 100% safe and legal.  I would be glad if you accept my proposal for an opportunity to make up 10% of each transaction completed.
Please reply via email with complete information as requested:
Full Name
Address(Not P.O.Box)
City
State
Zip Code
Telephone No
Age
Occupation
E-Mail
All replies should be sent to: drhenryym@gmail.com
Regards,
Dr Henry Martins

Sorry Brad, but I started that job last week.  I have funded 6K into my account already so that should net about 600K in the next few weeks.  I'm activally trying to borrow at least 14K more so I get 20k in my account with Dr Mratins, making me a muiti millionaire in less than a month.

Brad, if you would like to work for me, I will make you the same offer that Dr Henry Martins made you.

Please follow his instructions and email me through the post.

Thank you for your attention in this matter.

I just saw something just like that on Craig's List.  LOL

I found this lady for you Wayne... She has a lot of equity... oh wait, she is 72... sorry

Maybe next time...

It is just hard for me to fathom that anyone with 2 cents worth of common sense would think this is real and not a scam.  I do feel sorry for the folks who get taken in by this sort of thing but on the other hand

Mark Ganovsky:

It is just hard for me to fathom that anyone with 2 cents worth of common sense would think this is real and not a scam.  I do feel sorry for the folks who get taken in by this sort of thing but on the other hand

I hear what you are saying, but some people today who are out of work, trying to make ends meet, and keep their homes are willing to do anything to make a buck. 

Yes, the scam here is that the money order are fake...they get deposited, by the time the bank cathes that they are fake you have already paid the other guy and your account will be closed/ negative when they pull the deposit back. This is very popular with craigs list stuff. They always want to pay you extra via money order and have you pay them back.

Yeah,  I was going to take that job but then I got an email from a guy in Nigeria about a couple million dollars for doing almost nothing.  I am going to go with that offer instead.  It's easier than a sub-prime loan.    I only have to send him a few thousand and he will send me the millions.  Sounds like a great deal to me.  I can finally retire........

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I love the names used in this email I just received....

NOTIFICATION OF BEQUEST

On behalf of the Trustees and Executor of the estate of Late Shabaka Ramessu
Rameses, I once again try to notify you as my earlier letter returned
undelivered. I hereby attempt to reach you again by this same email address on
the WILL.

I contact you today as we search for the beneficiary of late Shabaka Ramessu
Rameses"s  WILL. He left the sum of Seventeen Million Five Hundred Thousand
United States Dollars in the codicil and last testament of his WILL.

This may sound strange and unbelievable to you, but it is real and true. Being a
widely traveled merchant, it is difficult to find the actual beneficiary as he
might have been in contact with them anywhere in the world.

Late Shabaka Ramessu Rameses until his death was a great and well known egyptian
merchant who had a very good heart and was a philanthropist. His great
philanthropy earned him numerous awards during his life time.

Late Engr. Shabaka Ramessu Rameses died on the 27th day of September, 2006 at
the age of 63 years, and his WILL is now ready for execution. According to him
this money is to support your humanitarian activities and to help the poor and
the needy in our society.

Please if I reach you this time as I am hopeful, endeavor to get back to me as
soon as possible to enable me conclude my job. I hope to hear from you in no
distant time through my personal email address below.

Email: humphreys.solicitors@live.com

Sincerely Yours,
Pauline Cinatra
Secretary to Humphreys Co Solicitors

Rameses and Cinatra (Sinatra)... lol