I don't believe you - I think you lost 10 lbs 
and that Dalai Lama, S.O.B., owes me $20!!!
Now I'm going to run to the local 7/11 and meditate with Apu...
[couldn't remember Apu's name, looked it up...check out this little excerpt on Wiki:
He graduated first in his class of seven million at 'Caltech' — Calcutta
Technical Institute — going on to earn his doctorate at the Springfield
Heights Institute of Technology (note the acronym S.H.I.T.). Apu began
working at the Kwik-E-Mart during his college years to pay off his student loan, but stayed afterward as he had come to enjoy his job and the friends he had made. He remained an illegal immigrant until Mayor Quimby proposed a municipal law to expel all undocumented aliens. Apu responded by purchasing a forged birth certificate from the Springfield Mafia that listed his parents as U.S. citizens Herb and Judy Nahasapeemapetilon